Awesome Laws of the USA

Georgia
-One man may not be on another man’s back.

Texas
-Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
-The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
-It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
-It is illegal to sell one's eye.

Clarendon
-It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

Galveston
-One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
-No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.
-Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.

Lubbock County
-It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.

Mesquite
-It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur
-Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson
-It is illegal to do “U Turns”.

San Antonio
-It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
-It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Utah
-It is illegal not to drink milk.
-It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
-Birds have the right of way on all highways.
-A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
-You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
-It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
-No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
-It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

Logan
-Women may not swear.

Provo
-Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

Monroe
-Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

Salt Lake County
-No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

Tremonton
-It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

California

Eureka
-Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
-A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

Fresno
-No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
-Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
-Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

Glendale
-One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
-It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
-Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Hermosa Beach
-No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
-It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.

Hollywood
-It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Indian Wells
-Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
-Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.

Long Beach
-Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
-It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

LA
-It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
-You may not hunt moths under a street light.
-It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
-Toads may not be licked.

San Diego
-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

San Francisco
-Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
-Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
-Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Walnut
-Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
-Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.